You're Banned!

[DreadRandal]

Banned for having letters of the alphabet in your screen name...

[Patofan]

Banned for using H in your post.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Banned for having 529 total trophies.

[Patofan]

Banned because that's true.

[Ironface]

Banned for secretly wanting to become a figure skating crime fighter named "Captain Sparklepants."

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Banned for mentioning ponies.

[Dragonvarsity]

Banned for copyrighting the name 'Sparkle' to ponies only.

[Tmjtk]

Banned because I have the power to do so.

[ALEXhatena]

Banned for having too much power for a regular user.

[Valeview]

Banned for finally having a girlfriend.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Banned for being the first poster in page 479 of this thread.

[Tmjtk]

Banned for NOT being the 1st poster on page 479

[Dragonvarsity]

Banned for NOT being the 1st poster on page 479

Banned for humiliating his failure to achieve a pointless goal he [most likely] never committed to achieving.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Banned for having 20 blog entries (at the moment).

[Patofan]

Banned for being able to reach Chapter 9 of Portal 2

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Banned for having GlaDos in your profile picture.

[Patofan]

Banned for banning me for banning you.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Banned for unoriginality.

[Dragonvarsity]

Banned for unoriginality.

Banned for unoriginality for when you last banned me. (I'm pretty sure I've been banned for that 5 times already :P)

[Valeview]

Banned for keeping a running joke in recent bannings.