You're Banned!

[Patofan]

Banned for not using the standard phrase

[Dragonvarsity]

You're bannered.

[Patofan]

[Dragonvarsity]

Banned for not listing the weapon's accuracy.

[Patofan]

Banned because that weapon accuracy is infinite.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Banned because in actual English, "infinite" now means "unstable".

[xero]

Banned for changing the definition of words to suit your needs.

[Dragonvarsity]

Banned for not thinking about editable dictionary wikis

[xero]

Banned for relying on an unreliable source of information.

[yugnar]

Banned for telling wikipedia a non reliable source of information.

[Razortehkill]

Banned for using the almighty wikipedias name in vain (i must repent now)

[Patofan]

Banned because the only almighty thing here is Gaben

[xero]

Banned because if Gaben were so almighty, he'd be able to count to 3.

[Razortehkill]

Banned because the only important number is 26

[yugnar]

Banned because that's actually true but you didn't explain why.

[xero]

Banned because the meaning of life is 42.

[Patofan]

Banned because the actual meaning of life is Pi

[yugnar]

Bammed because you're all wrong, the true answer is 42. Wait... Xero is right. Now I'm banning myself as well.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Banned because the true meaning of life is e.

[yugnar]

Banned because the true meaning of life is a number, not a letter, AND because you didn't change the subject into a more interesting one.