You're Banned!

[Protoraptor]

Banned because it's not a literal ghost town.

[nysudyrgh]

Banned because ghost towns are ALWAYS literal.

[Dragonvarsity]

Banned for the saddening lack of a new console war.

[Protoraptor]

Banned because that's pretty much good. War is bad, kids.

[nysudyrgh]

Banned because the Console Wars is the exception. (Gawd I miss reading that.)

[Protoraptor]

Banned because I don't know what that is.

[Ironface]

Banned for assumedly trying to bring bow ties back into fashion.

[Ryan86me]

Banned because bow ties are always in fashion.

[Protoraptor]

Banned because I have to agree with you. Bow ties are always cool.

[nysudyrgh]

Banned for various rather sciencey reasons.

[Protoraptor]

Banned for being a 'Void Masta', whatever the heck that is.

[nysudyrgh]

Banned because you weren't there when all that happened.

[Protoraptor]

Banned because I actually was, but the TARDIS rewrote that, so said event never happened and therefore I can't remember that.

[Ryan86me]

Banned because you said that you were and then proceeded to say you don't remember it. You're contradicting yourself.

[Protoraptor]

Banned because I AM NOT AN OXYMORON!!!!!

(wow, that fits perfectly)

[ShyMurfSurf]

Banned for being a Protoraptor seriously, Why can't you just be normal?

[Schark94]

Banned because being normal sucks.

Why not being extraordinary?

[Shooter0898]

Banned because being normal is awesome.

[nysudyrgh]

Banned because you are a puny lint. One does not simply ban the great Cap'n Schark, especially if you're a Lint.

[Dragonvarsity]

Banned because being normal makes you feel average. Feeling average makes you feel unrecognized. Feeling unrecognized makes you feel as if others don't care. Feeling as if others don't care makes you depressed. Feeling depressed makes you consult with a therapist. Consulting with a therapist has you wind up with a pessimistic, 4-foot OCD-suffering lady who only dresses in pink and grey. Winding up with a pessimistic, 4-foot OCD-suffering lady who only dressed in pink and grey makes you feel even worse. Feeling worse makes you feel isolated. Feeling isolated makes you buy a trip to the Carribbean. Buying a trip to the Carribbean makes you realize everyone goes there nowadays. Realizing everyone goes there nowadays forces you to go to a B-rated Carribbean to save time and energy. Going to a B-rated Carribbean also means taking a B-rated cruiseline. Taking a B-rated cruiseline winds up with you stranded in the middle of the ocean. Ending up stranded in the middle of the ocean forces you to wait and get seasick. Getting seasick and waiting leads to rescue. Rescue for a B-rated cruiseline in the middle of the ocean really means getting attacked by pirates. Getting attacked by pirates means you're taken hostage. Taken hostage forces you to sit in pirate prison. Sitting in pirate prison then leads to sitting in pirate court. Sitting in pirate court means you sit in front of a pirate judge. Sitting in front of a pirate judge means you're doomed. Being doomed in front of a pirate judge means you're taken to the pits. Being taken to the pits means you're thrown down the pit. Being thrown down the pit causes you to get hurt. A lot. Getting hurt lots in a pirate pit leads you to meeting a bottom-pit medic. Meeting a bottom-pit medic means you're injuries are healed with metal replacements. Metal replacements means you're a cyborg. Being a cyborg means the pirates despise you. Pirates despising you means back to pirate prison and pirate courthouse. Being a cyborg in pirate courthouse means a second offense, and a return trip to the pit. A return trip to the pit means pirate shrink-ray. Pirate shrink-ray on a cyborg means parrot-sized cyborg. Parrot-sized cyborgs means genius new idea. Genius new idea means you're made into a cyborg bird, and somewhere, a pirate henchmen gets to take the boat for the B-rated cruiseline you took, all thanks to his genius idea, and takes the trip you should've took to the Carribbean. Meanwhile, you, the average, normal, under-appreciated man-turned cyborg parrot is glued to a fat old bearded coot's shoulder all day.

EDIT: Sniped. ._.