You're Banned!

[xero]

Banned for not buying that Poltergust 5000 when you had the chance.

[morris6267]

Banned for impersonating Scott Pilgrim.

[flamingemu]

Banned for not impersonating Scott!

[Shooter0898]

Banned for being in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAACE

[flamingemu]

Banned for being in a bridge made out of coats

[Dragonvarsity]

Banned because the construction managers were cheapskates and built it out of pleather.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Banned for having an amazing signature picture.

[flamingemu]

Banned for being offline

[Apple2012]

Banned for judging someone's online status and your user title is inappropriate.

[morris6267]

Banned if you're reading this in 2012. (Which you name implies)

[Apple2012]

Banned because it's not 2012 anymore.

[flamingemu]

Banned for being a box ^w^

[Shooter0898]

Banned for joining in 2009

[flamingemu]

Banned entering lumpy space with two non lumpers

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Banned because I got a new avatar and signature pic.

[flamingemu]

Banned for showing off! (despite them being very fancy indeed)

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Banned because unlike another forum, this one doesn't give the Donor status immediately.

[xero]

Banned for not having Donor status yet.

[Apple2012]

Banned because...

"IT'S BANNING TIME!" - Space Warden from Cross Controller

[morris6267]

Banned for the amusement of others.