You're Banned!

[gurren009]

Banned because hey, at least I don't have gray hair yet. I lost them 30 years ago xD.

(PS, joke, please don't take seriously , I AM NOT OLD!!!!)

[TenebrisNemo]

Banned because I called the police and jwwphotos. You get banned for life.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Banned for using my patented smiley.

[TenebrisNemo]

Banned because lol tough life bro.

[gurren009]

Banned because respect your elders! I happen to be 83!

[TenebrisNemo]

Banned because I phooking knew eit!

[gurren009]

Banned because nah that ain't my age, cuz I'd be dead by then

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Banned for being like Trump: saying something and then contradicting yourself.

[gurren009]

Banned for bringing politics into fun

[TenebrisNemo]

Banned for not banning L1N3R1D3R into oblivion for mentioning Trump for umpteenth time.

[gurren009]

Banned because hey, at this point, we all have

[TenebrisNemo]

Banned because I should probably leave LBPC.

[gurren009]

Banned because I won't let you leave

EDIT: I think I've used this ban before, but I don't remember where

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Banned for using a generic image as your avatar instead of something unique.

[gurren009]

Banned because ikr I should change it. I don't even like LBP3

[TenebrisNemo]

Banned for using a generic Michael Rosen as your actor.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Banned for being sniped, probably.

[TenebrisNemo]

Banned for phooking witnessing me gettin' sniped.

[gurren009]

Banned for giving me a ban that should've been aimed at L1N3R1D3R

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Banned for not being old enough to be a senior sackperson.