You're Banned!

[TenebrisNemo]

Banned for always dressing in white clothes. I wouldn't be surprised if you're part of the KKK!

[Sir monacle]

Banned for being the kkk. I know.

[gurren009]

Banned for having "Sir" in your name. That's not fair, I mean, how come we can't have "Sir" in our name!? Like "Sir gurren009" or "Sir TenebrisNemo" or "Sir L1N3..." on second thought, maybe no sir for L1N3R1D3R

[TenebrisNemo]

Banned because it should be the following: Lord TenebrisNemo, Sir gurren009, peasant L1N3R1D3R and slave Monacle.

[gurren009]

Banned because hey, at least I'm not a peasant or slave

[TenebrisNemo]

Banned because you can have monacle as your slave. I am a generous lord.

[gurren009]

Banned for being generous. You know that saying "keep your enemies closer"

[Sir monacle]

Banned because "sir" is a part of my name! You can call me Sir sir monacle, though. That'd be nice.

[TenebrisNemo]

Banned because you tarnish the Sir name.

[gurren009]

Banned because you can't expect me to call you "Sir TenebrisNemo" when you're licking a lollipop!

[TenebrisNemo]

Banned for being obviously blind. I am Lord TenebrisNemo.

[gurren009]

Banned because as your servant, I demand a higher pay! 65 silver coins per week won't cut it!

[Sir monacle]

Banned, because this side of the family has never been able to afford a servant! You want my stuck-up rich cousin, Sir gooonely.

****ing cousin's never sharing their fortune.... How dare they treat their uncle like this?

[TenebrisNemo]

Banned for speaking, slave! You should be silent. Learn you place!

[gurren009]

Banned for treating your slave better than me. He gets 1000 coins per week, as opposed to me!

[TenebrisNemo]

Banned because the problem has been solved. You get 1 000 000 gold coins a week and you also get a nice province which you can rule.

[gurren009]

Banned because that's not even enough to pay my own bills! The tax collectors come in, in their precious "US CURRENCY!" Saying that "OOH, 1,000,000 ancient medieval coins are only equal to 1000 dollars in the US". I appreciate the land, but IRS is gonna come after me for my debt and snatch it from me before the clock strikes 12!

[Sir monacle]

Banned, because I was that tax collector.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Banned because little did you know, I am the most influential peasant who gets power in government.

[gurren009]

Banned for getting a higher pay from Lord TenebrisNemo than me