You're Banned!

[gurren009]

Banned because now I know all of Sir Monacle's secrets!

[Sir monacle]

Banned because that's unlicensed merchandise! You shouldn't buy such slimy knock-offs.

I've got to eat too!

[gurren009]

Banned because all that merchandise was so expensive, so I just traded them off at the black market. I"m gonna sell them for millions now! Oh, and if ya hungry, I'm throwing a big buffet in your town. Friday night, 6PM, don't miss it!

[TenebrisNemo]

Banned for not inviting me. I will come anyways.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Banned because I'll only come if it has traditional American foods.

[gurren009]

Banned because no, it's all Chinese C'mon, try some new foods out! Don't be like the me in real life who can't try out anything new and has a particular strong dislike for fish

[Sir monacle]

Banned for not liking all the fishies in the ocean. They have hearts too!

[gurren009]

Banned because some of those "fishes" aren't so small and nice. Especially sharks, killer whales, octopuses, etc. The ocean can be a scary place...

[Sir monacle]

Banned for posting about a minute ago...

[gurren009]

Banned because I've been on this site for close to 2.5 years but still haven't earned the veteran badge

[Sir monacle]

Banned for not having something I don't have. How dare you?

[gurren009]

Banned because I've been here for close to 2.5 years and you've been here for over a year and 6 months. We're both vets but the site doesn't want to accept us

[Sir monacle]

Banned for saying such lies. Of course the site wants to except me into the hall of glory, they just don't want to except anyone else. Duh!

[gurren009]

Banned because TenebrisNemo and L1N3R1D3R are spying on us right now. Be on your guard!

[Sir monacle]

Banned because I know they are. I know everything they do.

[gurren009]

Banned because let's form an alliance against them!

[TenebrisNemo]

Banned for even thinking of that suicidal idea which would destroy you.

[gurren009]

Banned for killing L1N3R1D3R. We were friends, you know! Even if you and him were conspiring to assasinate me and Sir monacle.

[TenebrisNemo]

Banned because Linerider tripped and hit the floor with his head. I had nothing to do with it.

[Sir monacle]

Banned because that's not true! You moved the table at 04:32 AM, three minutes before L1N3R1D3R sleep walks down the stairs and into the kitchen. I also found it creepy as to how you were able to sleep in the same bed.