You're Banned!

[gurren009]

Banned for not going "EVEN...FURTHER....BEYOND!!!!"

[Sir monacle]

Banned because you're too young to go past the border without an adult, as stated in law No. 751;

all Junior Sackpersons must be accompanied by an adult when outside.

[gurren009]

Banned for failing to go "EVEN...FURTHER....BEYOND!!!!"

[Sir monacle]

Banned for breaking law No. 326;


No shouting in public places.

[TenebrisNemo]

Banned because...

[gurren009]

Banned for that infamous Gandalf scene from LoR

[Sir monacle]

Banned for breaking law No. 186;

No treason of any kind.

You also broke law No. 7241;

Possession of a crown, while not being a member of royalty.


Banned for breaking law No. 852;

Interrupting a man who works in law.

[TenebrisNemo]

Banned for breaking the law No. 938;

Pretending to be a police officer.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Banned because how did no one use the police officer smiley during those last few posts?

[Sir monacle]

Banned for breaking law No. 942;

Doubting a man who works in law.


It's not like I'm making these laws up. My job is to just to tell people what law they've broken until the police arrives. Yesterday one of my co-workers died. Someone shot him in the chest five times. Then someone else came to tell him what law he just broke, and...

Let's just say it was a blood bath.

[TenebrisNemo]

Banned for writing nonsense.

[Sir monacle]

Banned for breaking law No. 113;


Idleness.

Seriously TenebrisNemo, at least I have a job. I get paid for what I do, and that's more than what most people can say.

[TenebrisNemo]

Banned because I am your boss and you're fired!

[gurren009]

Banned for breaking law No. 2500;

Firing my boss

[TenebrisNemo]

Banned for not noticing law No. 999;

Laws are meant to be broken!

[gurren009]

Banned for breaking law No. 009

Using the smiley that makes me triggered

[Sir monacle]

Banned for breaking law No. 6043;


Making a mockery of the laws in this country!

[gurren009]

Banned for breaking law No. 23,840,474,073,473,903;

Right of passage to Mars, and the colonization of this potentially Alien planet is ILLEGAL

[Sir monacle]

Banned for breaking law No. 841;


Accusing someone for a crime they have not committed.

I have plenty of documentations proving that I am not an illegal alien. Oh, and I wish I was the one who colonized mars, but sadly I am not. In fact, it was our great leader and his army of troops that colonized this glorious planet!


Glory to our great leader!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Banned for breaking bad.