You're Banned!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Banned for having a really late reaction to that post.

[gurren009]

Banned for being level 45.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Banned for being jealous of my level, clearly.

[gurren009]

Banned for still living in that alternate universe. I'm curious to know, what planet are you living on? Do they have oxygen, water, food? Have you met any aliens on that planet? AND WHY HAVEN'T YOU DONATED THIS PRECIOUS KNOWLEDGE TO SCIENCE!?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Banned because I would tell you, but the laws of the alternate universe won't let me.

[gurren009]

Banned for hiding your secrets from the government! Whom... that sounds familiar for some reason...

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Banned for being in the large majority of Americans (and humans for that matter).

[gurren009]

Banned for being not being part of the human race. Your existence in an alternate universe causes you to morph into an alien.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Banned because who cares if I'm a human?

[gurren009]

Banned because you could be a space amoeba from another galaxy for all I know.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Banned because if I communicate like a human, does it really matter?

[gurren009]

Banned for not noticing I changed my picture and sig

[Ninja20101]

Banned for having a new signature that is much too BIG!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Banned for telling the truth. That signature takes up too much of the page!

[gurren009]

Banned because that's what it means to be a pro hero!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Banned because...wait, pro heroes are meant to be inconvenient?

[TenebrisNemo]

Banned because I've landed on this part of the internet again.

[gurren009]

Banned for not calling us beforehand

[TenebrisNemo]

Banned because my visits are the best when they are surprises.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Banned because I can't argue with that.