You're Banned!

[Ninja20101]

Banned for being UGLY!

[TenebrisNemo]

Banned for being so ugly, your face is covered.

[gurren009]

Banned for having full activity.

[TenebrisNemo]

Banned because it's only 99.6%, which isn't full.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Banned for not having full activity.

[gurren009]

Banned because your avatar only shows part of your name, "L1N3" Which means you're just a "line". Which isn't bad you know.

[TenebrisNemo]

Banned because we do not have names on our avatars, so does that mean we are nothing?

[gurren009]

Banned because it means we are anime weebs

[TenebrisNemo]

Banned because I have only seen a few animes.

[gurren009]

Banned because I KNOW YOUR SECRETS!

[Sir monacle]

Banned, because it is a long, long, story.


a story I shall be sharing with you today, children!

Our story today starts in a city, a wonderful city with a nice government that protects its citizens with harsh rules and regulations! So, in the wonderful city of, uhh, let's call it Dafendan, aww. So, in the wonderfully regulated world of dafendan, there was this kid named Gurren, Gurren was a nice, calm chap who hated all the rules and regulations, and thus decided to rebel, and create rinky **** club where he can plan and plot, and plan plot and pot and pan, all day long until he comes up with the idea to destroy something, or kill of one of his members in a hunger strikew, or just be generally annoying. People didn't like gurren, or he is rinky **** club after all that sacrificing, and they were totally all like in a mob, and mob started throwing, and it was a mess! A real mess, indeed! They threw things and shouting things like "Hey! You're that guy who dun' did that thing that nobody liked", man, they were really annoyed! So, in the end Gurren came up with the beautiful, wonderful plan, hitch a ride with a flying cat and stay in LittleBigPlanet central, that's right children! Gurren is that one guy above me, yeah! (What a great twist, I bet you didn't see that coming!) So, in the end, gurren was here, and in whatever I called that other city, and he was banned from ever retuning, and that made him totally sad and stuff. But it's not too bad, as he's here now! Isn't that great!?

The end.

(Any resemblance to people real or fake is purely coincidental.)

[TenebrisNemo]

Banned because I came here to ban, not to read stories.

[gurren009]

Banned for being impatient. I loved the poem Sir monacle wrote about me

[TenebrisNemo]

Banned because I try to play forum games as fast as possible.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Banned for putting in way too much effort into LBPCentral RPG then. I mean, look at my last post there!

[TenebrisNemo]

Banned because RPGs are life!

[gurren009]

Banned because I'm going to be gone for a 3-day trip, so there had best be some good and interesting posts in the "You're Banned", "Real Problem + LBP Solution", and "Corrupt Wishes" threads when I get back! If not, I will be mad!!!

[Sir monacle]

Don't worry, if you're putting TenebrisNemo and L1N3R1D3R in charge, they'll keep it boring and predictable.



Banned for asking such a request!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Banned because at least Nemo and I follow the rules and keep more games alive. What are you doing to help?

[gurren009]

Banned because HAHAR! I'm back. Well not back, as my flight got a 10 HOUR DELAY, for some reason. Anyways I'm texting you from my temporary home at the airport!