What do you when?

[gdn001]

You moonwalk to safety!

What do you do if you step into a dog's ****?

[LWBear2]

I'd give him a toy car, and say "on your way now, it's worth 10p". get it? a hoarder of antiques .

yer, that was lame....

What would you do when your pet started to talk?

i just would like to reply to this real quick
i would listen to their point of view, ask them question, and if it was a stray, their life story.....


any who...

scrape it off on my brother. XD lol i actually once accidently did this 1 time HAHA

[Keanster96]

Summon the mongoose with a bread knife and be on my way.

Waddya do when a cult asks you to buy cookies?

[Ninjaferret22]

You call your mom
Wadda you do when Captain Awesome loses his awesomeness?

[Keanster96]

Find out who the hell he was in the first place.

Waddya do when Rocksauron brings back the Spam Can?

[Ninjaferret22]

Ask him what it is.
Wadda you do when your monkey butler turns against you?

[gdn001]

You unplug it.

What do you do when your internet is down?

[Keanster96]

Buy an ipad!

Waddya do when they're out of ipads because everybody bought one and they're out of stock because they're so awesome.

[iGotFancyPants]

Cry.

What do you do if I lose my fancy pants? D:

[Ninjaferret22]

• Party and hope they never make any more of them

wadda you do when my Alliance Against Ipads burns down all the ipad factories? EDIT: Sniped! D:

[Keanster96]

Dance.
EDIT: sniped.

Build more with the army Steve Jobs has at his disposal. Then burn down the alliance. And kill you. And Skeggers.

Waddya do when a cat asks you for a mouse?

[Ninjaferret22]

• you tell it to get off it's fat butt and go get its own

wadda you do when Keanster's magic beard runs away?

[Keanster96]

Summon it back with my mustache.

Waddya do when a flame war gets out of hand and they start making groups against your cause?

[gdn001]

You don't keep throwing fuel at the fire. RIGHT?

What do you do when a dinossaur is after you?

[Ninjaferret22]

• You admit defeat..

wadda you do to end a war peacefully? EDIT: Sniped..

[JspOt]

Dedicate a nuke to the opposing team.
Wadda ya do when you can't get that 25 killstreak?

[Skeggers]

Play a better game, like Battlefield.

What do you do with a drunken sailor?

[JspOt]

Play Battlefield 1943 with him.
Wadda ya do when you lost your Bad Company: 2 game?

[Skeggers]

Play 1943.

What do you do when you can't figure out how to work your toaster and you really really want toast? srsly, I can't think of anything to do...

[Dragonvarsity]

See if you have a guide to toast that came with your toaster. If not, search how to for your toaster on teh interwebz

What do you do if someone lieks you?