The Vending Machine Game

[Patofan]

I get Cain.

I throw in Isaac.

[maniacmastr]

I get a sword for some reason. I put a zombie in...

[Patofan]

I get a skeleton.

I put in a creepy thing that explodes.

[xero]

I get a sackboy holding his retry-button.

I throw in a handful of score bubbles!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get a handful of crappy community prizes.

I throw in a pizza.

[xtremesackboy]

I get Garfield and a Lasagna.

I throw in a cow.

[Patofan]

I get leather.

I throw in some leather shoes.

[xero]

I get black suede shoes.

I throw in all my concentrated class, in monocle form.

[Patofan]

I get Monoculus.

I throw in an angered magician.

[xero]

I get MERASMUS!

I throw in some bombs.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

My face explodes.

I somehow collect my face ash and put it in the coin slot of the vending machine.

[Patofan]

I get a fireproof diary.

I trade it for 5 earbuds to listen music, and put one of them in the vending machine.

[xero]

I become deaf in one ear.

I throw in a grenade.

[Patofan]

I shout FIRE IN THE HOLE and take cover.

I throw in a pro-l33t quickscoper.

[xero]

I get 360 no-scoped in the face, bringing my KD ratio to an all time low of 0.64.

I throw in Battlefield 3's Frostbite™ Engine.

[xtremesackboy]

I get Battlefield Bad Company 3. (Do you have BF3?! :O)

I throw in my Halloween costume: a T-Shirt that says "Life."

[xero]

I get a t-shirt that says "Death".

I throw in my response to your question, written on a napkin. It reads, "Yes, I have BF3 on Xbox360 and PC. PS> That is the best Halloween costume I've ever heard of."

[Patofan]

I get BF3 on a PS3 and a note saying that he doesn't like that costume.

I throw in my fail-proof Nys Disguise

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get a failicious Patofan costume.

I hurl in a bodybuilder.

[xero]

I get crushed by a bodybuilder.

I throw in some creatine powder.