The Vending Machine Game

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get procrastination.

I throw in Tweety Bird.

[xero]

I tot I taw a puddy tat! (that's what I get)

I throw in a puddy tat.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get the original Looney Tunes.

I throw in Scramble With Friends, the best iPod game ever.

[junk-Warrior7]

I get a cheap i-phone version of scrabble

I throw in a 'Qu' Tile

[xero]

I get a quarterstaff from the quartermaster.

I throw in some provisions.

[Patofan]

I get a dyslexic man and some Pyrovisions

I throw in a Rainblower

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get a huge puddle.

I throw in my newfangled Wii Classic Controller Pro.

[Patofan]

I get a Wii U Gamepad.

I throw in a PSX controller

[junk-Warrior7]

I get this:
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I throw in a of Assassin's Creed III

[Patofan]

I get Assassin's Creed: Brotherevelationshood Extreme

I throw in a hidden blade.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get cut.

I throw in a skull.

[Patofan]

I get scared.

I throw in a Gabe's Own Fridge

[xero]

I get a birthday cake adorned with My Little Ponies. Happy Birthday Gabe!

I throw in a slice.

[Patofan]

I eat it.

I throw in a candle.

[xero]

I eat it.

I throw in some chewed candle wax.

[Dragonvarsity]

I get a clump of endless imagination. (and saliva)

I throw in government cheese.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get cottage cheese.

I insert a $-12 bill.

[xero]

I get $12, since the machine is much like a mirror in the sense that its output is the inverted form of it's input.

I throw an analogue signal into the machine.

[Patofan]

I get a digital signal.

I throw in music.

[xero]

I get a party fueled by deadmau5.

I throw in a mau5head.