The Vending Machine Game

[Patofan]

I get kicked into a pit.

I throw in a bone.

[Skalio-]

I get a chewed bone and 100 hungry dogs chasing after it.

I throw in my towel.

[CirkuzFr3ek]

I get a wet towel to the face.

I throw in some thread.

[Patofan]

I get this thread.

I throw in a flute.

[Dragonvarsity]

I get an ocarina.

I throw in Billy Crystal.

[xero]

I get an academy award. Yay!

I swallow my pride and throw my shiny new academy award in the machine.

[Patofan]

I get a license in Videogames

I throw in a newly founded videogames company

[xero]

I get indie games galore.

I throw in a Humble Bundle.

[Patofan]

I get THQ and a bankrupt.

I throw in lodsamoney

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get Australians.

I throw in my new, "precious" earbuds.

[xero]

I get Apple Earpods, the new earbuds with studio quality sound for an affordable (Apple, affordable?! GASP!!) price.

I drop the bass into the machine. Whoops!

[Patofan]

I get a cod.

I sea something's fishy in here.

I throw into the machine more lame fish puns

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get a wish wishing I was a fish.

I throw in a nuclear bomb.

[Patofan]

I get some CoD fanboy screaming OMG NUKE LOLZ master race bru 1v1 me

I throw in a trickshot

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get my school's basketball team.

I throw in a speaker.

[Patofan]

I get out shouting loudly.

I throw L1N3R1D3R into the machine

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I receive a Cloninator 3000.

I throw in Patofan.

[Patofan]

I get a Neon Helmet.

I throw in the whole Wilderness

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get a great IntMusic.

I throw in my school's basketball scoreboard.

[Patofan]

I get my head smashed by it.

I throw in a pile of books