The Vending Machine Game

[xero]

I get Chinese food. (Was that in bad taste? )

I throw in egg soo guy.

[Ryan86me]

I get a racist.

I throw in neurotoxin.

[Patofan]

I don't die because I'm a cyborg.

I throw in a contract

[ALEXhatena]

I become into a magic anime girl.

I throw in a blue box.

[Patofan]

I get a red box

I throw in 3d glasses

[xero]

I get a Nintendo 3DS. I throw in a trumpet.

[Patofan]

I get metal.

I throw in a bass

[xero]

I drop the bass (WUB WUB).

I throw dubstep into the machine.

[ALEXhatena]

I get a bass. I throw it back into the sea.

I throw in a baseball bat.

[Patofan]

I get smashed.

I throw in a baseball

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I hit the vending machine for a home run.

I throw in a signed copy of LBPVita.

[Ryan86me]

I take out pure joy.

I throw in pure sadness.

[qwerty123456]

I take out depression.

I put in my hopes and dreams.

[Ryan86me]

I take out some stalkerish photos.

I put in my wallet.

[Protoraptor]

I take out your life savings and credit cards.

I put in some Science.

[Ryan86me]

I take out combustible lemons.

I throw in Cave Johnson. He's making a rant about lemons at the moment.

[qwerty123456]

I take out another lemon.

I put in a bomb.

[nysudyrgh]

Woop! A TNT Block!

I throw a Letter "Z" Keyboard button in the machine. (1000000 cookie points if you get the refference.)

[Ryan86me]

I get a reference I do not understand.

I throw in my friend, who is bickering about Call of Duty over text messaging at the moment.

[Dragonvarsity]

I get a Halo fanboy who thinks the main character's name is "Halo."

I throw in the Mayan Calendar.