The Vending Machine Game

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get metal nails out.

But I can't use the nails, since I dropped my hammer into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get an old blacksmith from the machine, he hit me with great strength when I was carrying him and ran away.

Half dead I fell inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get a mangled up, dead version of you.

I burn you and put your ashes in the vending machine. (Why am I always so morbid?)

[TenebrisNemo]

I pick reborn me up from the machine. (What?)

I throw an Unopened Letter of Fate inside the machine.

[ShadowArcticWolf]

Everyone I love dies in a slow, horribly painful way. (That should brighten my day.)

I throw your tool's bag into the vending machine.

[FreeAim]

Sadness is brought to TenebrisNemo's tool, whose bag you throwed in there. Also, snails.

I vomit blood-soaked cockroaches into the vending machine...

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get blood-soaked cockroaches back out. Who would'a thunk?

i put delusions of grandeur into the vending machine.

[wolfbrother117]

I get the idea that I'm the leader of the world.

As such, I decide to put my wallet in the machine. A leader of the world doesn't need to pay.

[FreeAim]

You get a pig-load of coke (you decide what kind). Seriously, a pig full of coke, because the leader of the men are all pigs.

I put tentacles, scorched baby bones and sulfur into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get MLP comic books from the machine.

I make my slaves eat them then I burn the slaves and their children and then I make Undead Dragon eat the ashes and then I crush Undead Dragon by force magic into atoms and then I re-arrange the atoms and electrons so they becomes gold.

I put a gold bar inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

It's worth so much that you get all the candy out of it.

You eat it all, but you get sick and vomit into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get a a bar chocolate with a golden ticket to Willy Wonka's chocolate factory.

I eat the chocolate and throw everything else inside the machine, not noticing the ticket. I also throw The Cutest thing in the universe.

[FreeAim]

I get the murderous Zombie Wonka from the machine. Beware, children, it's murder time! The Cutest thing materializes as a pink ribbon on the Zombie Wonka's left eyeball.

I put the decapitated heads of thirteen black kittens into the machine.

[ShadowArcticWolf]

A bad-luck-causing demon comes out and follows you for eternity.

This horrible luck causes you to lose an arm, and I throw that into the vending machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get nothing. You did say you had to pay an arm and a leg to get anything from it!

I throw a venomous spider into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get Nicki Minaj, which I burn into ashes.

I put the ashes into a silver skull and then I throw the skull into the machine.

[FreeAim]

I get one copy of Nicki Minaj's new single on disc, which causes me to immediately contact the Lords of the Dark Below to help me destroy it.

I put sacrificial dagger into the machine, forged of the flesh and bone of the Forgotten Gods with the power to destroy the Host of Heavens.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get the Universal Dice. I roll it and at the moment when it stops, it's mark on the top starts to shine and I'm starting to feel confused. I pass away and I woke up, sitting on the throne of heavens.

Terrified, I magically enchanted the heaven folk inside a golden medallion and I throw it inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get out a chocolate coin.

I roll a bowling ball into the vending machine.

[ShadowArcticWolf]

I get a license to a bowling alley, which I trade for 8 tickets to Vegas.

I slather 4 of the tickets in Tabasco sauce and throw them all into the vending machine, along with a Nikki Minaj album.