The Vending Machine Game

[TenebrisNemo]

I get a mushroom with L1N3's text over it.

I ate it and puked inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get the meals that you had yesterday.

I slip and fall into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get a Soul of a Hero.

Satan warped next to me, asking if he can have it. I traded it for a sack full of cookies. I realized that they have raisins inside of them and throw the sack inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I come back out eating the cookies.

I put some packing peanuts into the vending machine.

[DiamondDiancie10]

Out comes a package, with bubble wrap, unpoppable, and which contains a statue of a snowman.

I put in billions of Tardigrades and 1 Tarsier.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get a horrible disease and die instantly.

I drop inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get the Soul of an Average Person.

I put my PS3 in the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I come out as my LBP character.

As soulless I am, I aimlessly wander around the world, until I get killed by my beloved ones. They freezes me and then shatters me into millions of pieces. Once they melt, my dust flies through the wind inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get TenebrisNemo powder, which just so happens to make delicious cakes.

I take a piece of TenebrisNemo cake and feed it to the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

"A piece of cake!" I shout from the machine and come out from it.

I ate the piece of cake and throw my spoon inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I got a fork.

I eat another piece of the cake with the fork (you eat cake with a spoon? :O) and put the messy cake server in the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get a fabulous sword.

I give it to nearest girl and punch the wall to feel manly again. Then I throw a potion inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get a doctor. Specifically, Dr. Mario.

He launches Luigi off the stage and into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get Robin from the machine.

He runs away and throws a bat knife at me for picking him up. I managed to dodge it and the knife drops inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get a freshly cut steak.

Since I don't like steak, I put it back into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get rotten steak from the machine.

I throw it back into the machine and throw also some disinfectant after it.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get a toxic, meaty mess.

I throw in my way overdue 3 Year Membership award.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get a medal.

I throw L1N3's scarf inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get TenebrisNemo's jacket collar.

I mistake it for a dog collar and put it on my dog, who then jumps into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get a war hound.

I decided that he will be my pet from now on and threw his armor inside the machine.