The Vending Machine Game

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get Master Chief.

Nintendo ends up including him as Smash Bros. DLC, and people in rage throw their Wii U's into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get a Game Boy color.

I give it to an old man who then thanks me and gives me 5 000 dollars for bringing his childhood back to life. I refuse the offer, instead I took his XBOX ONE and threw it inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get an Xbox 2.

I take off my coat and mistake the vending machine for a coat hanger.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get an LVL5 Old Coat. ARMOR +5 DEX +2 CHARISMA +500

I burn it then throw the ashes inside the machine while singing the national anthem.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get my coat back.

I left the building, but I forgot to get my scarf, which floated into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get my jacket collar back.

I throw Grey Warden pendant inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get a normal necklace.

I give it to my sister, who puts on makeup to match. However, she accidentally drops some lip gloss in the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get Nicki Minaj from the machine.

After the sudden Deja Vu, I burn her to ashes then trade the ashes with a merchant who gives me a cake. I throw the cake inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get an angry GlaDos.

Her core is inside a potato, which I use for a meal. During so, I accidentally drop my carving knife into the machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get a shotel.



I melt it and then create a shield from it. I drop the shield inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get the Hylian Shield.

I give it to Link, who shoots an arrow into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get a katana.

I make a harakiri then my blood spills inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get a TenebrisNemo zygote.

I culture it, and then it grows into your clone. You two fight for superiority, and you punch him in the mouth, launching his teeth out of his mouth and into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get a vampire tooth dagger.

After a brutal fight, I use it to kill my clone. I level up and then throw the bloody dagger inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get my carving knife back.

I cut the turkey, apologize for the wait, and invite everyone to eat. Afterward, pumpkin pie was brought out, but whoever carried it tripped and dropped the pie into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get a living scarecrow with a pumpkin head from the machine. It throws pies.

I run away from it as it throws pies on everyone. Then suddenly someone throws a big rock at the scarecrow which destroys the wretched thing. Pieces of wood and the rock drops inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get Groot.

He grows a plant which dances to I Want You Back. The radio playing the song falls into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get a stereo which mysteriously plays the song.

I destroy it because my ears started to bleed. A police officer then gave me a fine from constant vandalism. I pay it then I throw my empty wallet inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get a full wallet.

I become a billionaire, traveling around the world just for the hell of it. When I'm visiting Finland, I find you and start talking LittleBigPlanet to you. Unfortunately, our PS4 was too close to the edge of the table and fell into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get a PS2 and two PS1.

Now I can play my old games and while I am drowning in nostalgia I throw the another PS2 into the machine.