The Vending Machine Game

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get all of TenebrisNemo's personal information.

I hack into his LBPCentral profile and throw all his posts into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get a book "The Life of T.Nemo"

I wonder who created it, looked for the author's name then my eyes melted inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get Halloween-themed candy eyeballs.

I put them in my model skeleton, but his tibia falls into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get a portal to Tibia, the game.

Someone throws a dead body from the portal inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get Robin Williams, alive from the grave.

He wants to eat my brains, but I trip him and he falls into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get a dead body.

I throw it back inside the portal and then throw the portal inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get a portal gun.

I give it to Chell, who sticks potato-GlaDOS on it and drops it down the chute. At the bottom is the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get a portal to Middle Earth.

Legolas comes, shouting "They are taking the hobbits to Isengard!" and shoots me to the knee. Then I take his bow and throw it into the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get Link's Iron Bow.

I mix the iron with oxygen to get Iron (II) Oxide. I then place it into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get repair powder.



I use it to fix my ancient sword. I put the fixed sword inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get a Master Sword.

Her words land in the vending machine. ​(Get it? :P)

[TenebrisNemo]

A thing comes out from the machine but I didn't get it.

My frustrated emotion falls inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get this smiley:

I put the smiley into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get eyeballs and a sack.

Then I throw this smiley inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get a very scared person.

He is depicted in Munch's "The Scream", which I sell for a million dollars. I put the money in the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get oil.

I trade my oil to 5 camels and I put the camels inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get a bunch of Wednesdays. Those hump days...

I wait two days for those Wednesdays to turn into Fridays, and then I jump for joy into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get a very happy person.

He runs away immediately and kicks confused me inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get the emoticon.

He takes off his ? box, and then he takes apart the box and puts it into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get 2 tiny boxes.

I tear them in many pieces and throw them inside the machine.