The Vending Machine Game

[Sir monacle]

I get an elephant.

I put in a vending machine.

[DiamondDiancie10]

I get a mall.

I sing Christmas Carols loud for all to hear into the machine to spread Christmas cheer in it.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get Christmas cookies.

I put in DiamondDiancie's...interesting avatar. o_o

[Sir monacle]

I get some fine, interesting..... Art?



I put in a pair of shoes.

[FreeAim]

I get A 500 HUNDRED MILES AND I WOULD WALK 500 MORE.

I put in a "Get out of jail free"-card into the vending machine...

[Sir monacle]

I get a speed ticket.

I put in some well-trained training monkey-men.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get a fully armed army of man monkeys.

I put a classy monkey into the vending machine.

[FreeAim]

I get a classy Donald Trump. How is that even poss--

I place a vampiric rock in the vending machine.

[Sir monacle]

I get... A rock.... yay? *Throws rock at vending machine* I get a chocolate bar!


I put in a burger.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get Ronald McDonald.

I put in lasagna.

[Sir monacle]

I get a fat orange cat.


I put in.... A MORDEN NES WITH SUPER 16-BIT GRAPHICS THAT MORDERN HUMAN EYEBALLS CAN'T EVEN SEE! WITH.... 1235554 RAM THROTTELING PROCESSORS!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get the computer of the future.

I put in the Doctor.

[thaia2013]

I get Outlaw-jack as a doctor.

I put Outlaw-jack as a doctor in the vending machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get a dead person.

I put Santa Claus in the vending machine.

[Sir monacle]

I get... What!? This is outrages! A pair of socks!? Ah, well.


I put in a clump of hair.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get Garfield.

I put in James A. Garfield.

[Sir monacle]

I (again) get a fat orange cat.


I put regular snacks into the vending machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get potato chips.

I put the far superior Baked Lays Original into the vending machine.

[Sir monacle]

I get pringels.


I put a white lotus piece into the vending machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get a beautiful flower.

I put the Game Grumps into the vending machine.