The Vending Machine Game

[TenebrisNemo]

I get the Vending Machine Instructions.

I give them to Sir monacle and I steal his grandmother's vase and throw it inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get a bunch of useless soil.

I put JoshJepson into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get this:



I put these inside the machine:

[Sir monacle]

I get the 80's Ew.



I throw my shattered dreams and hopes into the vending machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get shattered glass.

I put Garfield into the vending machine.

[Sir monacle]

...I get this:




I do nothing but stare at the warm glow of the vending machine....

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You get a sunburn.

I put Silver's "It's no use!" into the vending machine.

[NathanBros]

You get Error 403.

I put black coffee into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get water, coffee beans and a cup.

I drink the water, throw away the beans and I give the pretty cup to my girlfriend. Her happiness shines inside the machine.

[Sir monacle]

I get some magic beans witch I invest into a pyramid scheme.




I put the pyramid into the vending machine.... Somehow.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get a fancy coffin.



I throw an eyeball inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get eyeball-shaped candy. Halloween-themed stuff, you know.

I put the clothes I'm wearing right now inside the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get nothing. DUN DUN DUNNNN

I put my clothes inside the mc.hine.

[Sir monacle]

I get a nightmare where L1N3R1D3R and TeenbrisNemo are having a naked dance party....




I try to carry the vending machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I fall out of the vending machine. You were wondering why it was so heavy...

I put a Butterfinger into the vending machine.

[Sir monacle]

I get the butterfinger and throw it onto the floor. This is a mars vending machine now.



I continue to carry the vending machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

FreeAim falls out. How many people are in there?

I put my cat into the vending machine.

[Sir monacle]

I keep the cat.



I continue to carry the vending machine out of the room.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

The Eiffel Tower falls out. Jeez, you're really strong!

I put a single grain of salt into the vending machine.

[Sir monacle]

I drop the vending machine. and take the grain of salt out.


I pick up the vending machine and begin to carry it.