The Vending Machine Game

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get your lollipop.

I throw it away, and your soul's anger emanates inside the machine.

[Sir monacle]

*twitches*
*my anger.....
*too much to bare.
*I wish I could type in comic-sans.
*help
*no, seriously

*I throw a micro-wave-able meal into the vending machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get a pile of cold food-like materials.

I put Sir monacle's avatar into the vending machine.

[Sir monacle]

I get my avatar, that I thought I lost for a few seconds....


I throw 2015 into the vending machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get a pile of successes.

I put my iPod into the vending machine.

[Sir monacle]

I get complete garbage.... I mean, even the songs on here are just awful!


I put whatever that was into the vending machine....

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get Numberphile.

I put their video on the sum of all natural numbers into the vending machine.

[Sir monacle]

I get pure torture:



I put your nightmares into the vending machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get that same video.

I put Westballz into the vending machine.

[Sir monacle]

I get teenager that is depressive and keeps asking me if I have... "The 'stuff' "



I put a mini-bag of Oreo's into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get Dominos.



I drop love inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get Haddaway.

I put Michael Rosen into the vending machine.

[Sir monacle]

Aghhhhhh Kill it! Kill it with fire!



I stop. Drop. And roll into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get a murderer.

I resurrect Michael Rosen and in his joy he accidentally pushed me inside the machine.

[Sir monacle]

I laugh at the irony.



I put all my worries into the machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get Sir monacle, which is the incarnation of my problems.

I burn him and smash him, trash him, crush him, make some milkshake from him and throw him inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get Sir monacle gas.

I heat it up even more, turn it into plasma, and then form it into a coin which I put into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get a handful of mercury.

I get poisoned, cut off my hand and throw it inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get a Halloween decoration.

I put the queen of England into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get an old goat.

I put some carrots inside the machine.