The Vending Machine Game

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get Bugs Bunny.

I put Penn and Teller into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get 2 grey rocks.

I put golden nugget inside the machine.

[Sir monacle]

I get chicken nuggets.



I put an entire burger king inside the machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get a fat king.

He thanked me for saving him from the 7th dimension and gave me a chest full of gold coins. I drop some coins inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get chocolate coins.

I put a Whatchamacallit into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get the holy chocolate bar with The Quest for the Holy Chocolate Bar.

The Quest was for the max level players only and it would have lasted 3 months, so I abandoned the quest, eat the chocolate and drop the paper inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get a 20 page college paper.

I see that it has MLA format, get a PTSD attack, then throw myself into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get a bomb.

I give* it to Sir monacle then I jump inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get a lollipop covered in hair.

I put my dear cat into the vending machine.

[Sir monacle]

How long must I hold this bo-- *boom!*



I put some chocolate into the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get Mr. Hershey himself.

I put Chell from Portal into the vending machine.

[Sir monacle]

I get another one of Valve's silent protagonists....



I attempt to carry the vending machine.... But within my attempt my foot slipped and is now lodged in said vending machine.

[Outlaw-Jack•]

You pull your foot out and find another foot has grown out of it, like some strange tumor. You name it Mini-Foot.

Undeterred by the odd anomaly on Sir monacle, I stuff an over-sized teddy bear into the machine.

[DiamondDiancie10]

I get an alien frog hungry grizzly bear.

I place in all of the alien frogs I know in the machine to protect them from the bear.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

They turn into Mad Frogs.

I put all the memes into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get an eyeball.

I drop my *licking lollipops without sticking your hair in them in a lifetime* trophy inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get literally zero respect.

I put the DI method of integration into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

An Asian comes out from the machine.

I drop some noodles inside the machine.

[Outlaw-Jack•]

I get an Italian who initiates a slap fight with the Asian.

I throw two tickets to a gun show into the machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get a cowboy.

He makes me dance by almost shooting at my feet with his revolver then he spits inside the machine.