The Vending Machine Game

[Sir monacle]

I get tons of collectible figures, witch I sell for a high price on-line.



I put a mars bar into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get Milkyway bar.

I put the word "hero" inside the machine.

[Sir monacle]

I get an okay song, but it's sang by someone with a high voice.



I put a Bounty bar into the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get what probably is Almond Joy.

I put all of the world's imagination into the vending machine.

[Sir monacle]

I get something really small....



I put an official Sir monacle mug into the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get www.sirmonacle.cam/merchandise.

I put JoshJepson into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get this:



I put Wii U inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get the three epitomizing games of the Wii U.

Of them, I drop Mario Kart 8 into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get the destroyer of friendships.

I throw it into another dimension from a pocket portal. Then I throw the portal inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get long-fall boots.

I put my one non-A grade into the vending machine.

[Sir monacle]

I get a diploma in social work.



I attempt to burn the diploma, but it didn't work, not even the fire wanted it, so instead, I put it back into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get fireproof diploma.

I give it to an orc and he is so happy that he gave me some rotten flesh. I drop the flesh inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get my long lost aunt.

I mourn, and my tears fall into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get tea of L1N3R1D3R's tears.

I drink it and it tastes so good that my laughter flows into the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get a picture of ecstatic TenebrisNemo with a new lollipop.

I put all my report cards into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get a huge F.

I put my soul inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get Castlevania.

I put an ice cream cake into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get a screaming cake.

I eat it then throw up inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get a stomach.

I put TenebrisNemo's hidden stash of lollipops into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get my precious.

I throw Gollum inside the machine.