The Vending Machine Game

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get E.T.

I put Yoda into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get a broccoli.

I drop a lollipop stick inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get a popsicle stick.

Yet again I throw this forum's awful internal dictionary into the vending machine. (Seriously, "popsicle"?)

[TenebrisNemo]

I get the Hebrew Dictionary.

I throw a metallic spoon inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get a broken microwave.

I put my chemistry homework into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get beer.

I put Greatsword of Artorias inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get the Master Sword.

I put the Child Hero of Time into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get an elf.

I put The Chosen Undead inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get Dark Souls II.

I put Ryu into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

Hadouken flies from the machine.

It hits Dumbledore and he falls inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get the most powerful magic wand.

I use it to summon TenebrisNemo to my house, and my mom freaks and spills her coffee into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get water, milk and coffee beans.

I drink the water and it increases my mana by 50, give the milk for a homeless person which gives me 20 EXP and throw the beans away. Then I drop Dobby inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get Hedwig.

I put Ron Weasley into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get a human without a soul.

I put a device which screams HARRY! HARRY! every second inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get Hermione.

I put the end of Harry Potter references into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get the name: POTTER.

I put a troll inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get the underside of a bridge.

I put a million cocoons into the vending machine.

[shanzenos]

I get Tyranids, there goes the planet.

I put giant robot parts inside.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get a Transformer.

I put Pythagoras inside the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get a law.

I put the word "LAWL" inside the machine.