The Vending Machine Game

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get the acronym "LAWL".

I put the lack of shaking finger smilie into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get nothing.

I put your future inside the machine.

[biorogue]

I pull out tears

Throws in a paper airplane

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Gets a paper crane.

I put the physical form of my procrastination into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get an idle settler.

I say "Wololo" inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get all the memes ever.

I put Sackboy into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get the yellow head costume.

I put your past inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get a lot of video games, math, and hatred of language arts.

I put the teacher that has made two of my language arts years miserable into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get Google Translate.

I put the person you hate inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get a certain woman whom apparently everyone else likes.

I throw all my video games into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get the incarnation of L1N3R1D3R's soul.

I take his hat and throw it inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get a nice, comfortable scarf.

I put my drawing tablet into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get a peaceful sanctuary.

I put Kirito inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get Cloud.

I put a Pikachu into the vending machine.

[Sir monacle]

I get pika petey


I put *blank* into the vending machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get a real bullet.

I put an Inkling into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get Cthulhu.

I put Doctor Octopus inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get Spider Man.

I put in the Hoo Hah.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get an ape.

It steals my cloak and throws it inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get Harry Potter.

I chuck a woodchuck into the vending machine.