The Vending Machine Game

[TenebrisNemo]

I get a beaver.

I take its tail and throw it inside the machine.

[Sir monacle]

I get some Platypi.



I hide the "Durr plant" meme in the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get weed.

I smoke weed inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get a loopy TenebrisNemo.

I put my Health notes inside the machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get cancer.

I put your thoughts from me inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get a paradox.

I put Heart of Darkness into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get Kingdom Hearts.

I throw Xemnas inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get a xylophone.

I put my copy of Mario Maker into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get RPG Maker.

I throw Solid Snake inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get Ekans.

I put a Master Ball into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get an unavoidable prison.

I throw Donald Trump inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get the inevitable downfall of America.

I put everyone who supports Donald Trump into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get maggots.

I throw Barack Obama inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get a history textbook being rewritten.

I put the key of A minor into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get a symphony.

I throw L1N3R1D3R inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get a nice view of the inside of a vending machine.

I throw my space bar into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get the space bar from a keyboard.

I throw Big Boss inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get a relatively easy boss enemy.

I put all of the Chaos Emeralds into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get Red Titanites.

I drop your soul inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get the sole of my shoe.

I yell an example of antanaclasis into the vending machine.