The Vending Machine Game

[TenebrisNemo]

I get an average LBP picture since ever.

I put L1N3R1D3R's new signature inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get the dead body of TenebrisNemo.

I put an ice cube inside the machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get you from the future.

I put a monkey inside the machine.

[Sir monacle]

I get thrown into the very depths of hell. When will I return? That I cannot answer. But one day, I shall return to this very machine. One day.


I put a farewell letter into the machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get an annoying emoji.

I put your reputation inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get the disappointment of you and me about his lack of conform to the trend.

I put a paper clip inside the machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get an important part of the super weapon which I can create using Fallout instructions.

I put all your pants inside the machine.

[Sir monacle]

I open the closet of life and take my fair share of pants.
(p.s.: panties are called pants here)


I re-stock the machine with Pringles.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get a nice mustache.

I put the British spelling of color inside the machine.

[Sir monacle]

I get the correct way of spelling colour.



I put a stereotype into the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get the worst Chinese accent ever.

I stuff Sir monacle inside the machine again.

[Sir monacle]

Help! I can barely breathe in here!



I fall asleep inside the machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get a sleeping Sir monacle.

The nurses takes him from me, and I drop a Knight Shield inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get some random Medieval guy, I don't know who.

I put every frickin' MLA format thing I've ever written inside the machine.

[Sir monacle]

I get further down the road of insanity.



I (somehow) put my cell key into the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get your cell phone.

I put Ash Ketchum inside the machine.

[Sir monacle]

I get a ketch-em-all.



I (somehow) put my escape plan into the machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get Tom.

I put him inside the machine:

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get the very essence of style.

I put Ryan Stiles' shoes inside the machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get some super fancy shoes.

I put this message inside the machine: