The Vending Machine Game

[Sir monacle]

I get a text message.


I (somehow) put brackets into the machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get metal shields.

I put your shoes inside the machine.

[Sir monacle]

I get socks.


I (somehow) put an ordinary bar of soap into the machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get Soap McTavish who just came out from a bar.

I put an argument inside the machine.

[gurren009]

I get long and boring argumentative essays for some reason.

I put poop and pee into the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get holy water and bread.

I give them to Sir monacle and put some rules which he has violated inside the machine.

[Sir monacle]

I get my shoes back.


I put some sir monacle brand juice™ into the machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get water straight from the faucet.

I put L1N3R1D3R's sled inside the machine.

[Sir monacle]

I get my revenge.


I store some nuts (for winter) in the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get a stuffed squirrel.

I put Sir monacle in a squirrel costume inside the machine.

[gurren009]

I get a billion ripped off squirrel heads will sir monacle's face masks on them.


I put myself in the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get a brand new copy of LittleBigPlanet 3.

I put Stephen Fry inside the machine.

[gurren009]

I get Stephen Fry's vocal cord.

I put hamburgers and fries in the vending machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get an american.

I put a sauna inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get a tan.

I put a permanent marker inside the machine.

[gurren009]

I get arms with permanent marker scribbles on them 0_0

I put LittleBigPlanet 3 into the vending machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get a pile of glitches on top of a statue of promise.

I put a Chia Pet inside your machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get an elf.

I put Michael Rosen's head inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get the sounds of Britain.

I put a cumulonimbus cloud inside the machine.

[Sir monacle]

I think I'm dead.



I put 'special' silver shamrock masks into the machine.