The Vending Machine Game

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get a six year old.

I put my dentist inside the machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get the tooth fairy's radical cousin.

I put a weiner inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get a much better grill-out food than hamburgers.

I put Donkey Kong inside the machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get an office boss.

I put Pringles potato chips inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get Baked Lays, which are much better.

I put some Oreos inside the machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get Dominos.



I put airbags inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get a car accident.

I put Taylor Swift inside the machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get the longest list of ex-boyfriends ever.

I put Nicki Minaj's plastic surgeries inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get a Barbie doll.

I put Nicki Minaj's nice, round, bodacious...face...inside the machine. :$

[TenebrisNemo]

I get a cancer.

I put my last will inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get a very nice person by the name of William.

I put a nice microphone inside the machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get Freddie Mercury.

I put Michael Jackson inside the machine.

[NathanBros]

I get doubt and confusion.

I put Slayer inside the machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get a majestic beast.

I put Blind Guardian inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get a robbed store.

I put King Dedede inside the machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get a fatal bird with a hammer.

I put Bayonetta inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get a character who was broken before Smash 4 patch 1.1.6.

I put my copy of Animal Crossing inside the machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get Happy Tree Friends.

I put spooderman inside the machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get bootman.

I put your obsession with Spiderman inside the machine.

[TenebrisNemo]

I get your obsession with Michael Rosen.

I put white sticky web inside the machine.