The Vending Machine Game

[DragenHunT]

You get nothing!

I throw in a Xbox 360.

[Sackgirlsrule]

I get a Box with a X on it..

I throw in the red ring of death.

[biorogue]

I get a hula hoop on fire!

I throw in a fire extinguisher

[Sackgirlsrule]

Oooh!! This may help!! *Uses it on fire* *fire extinguisher shoots out fire* hmm....

Throws in a fish.

[biorogue]

*reaches into vending machine, pulls out a fingerless hand!* The fish was a piranha!

Throws in a box of cheerios

[The InventingKing]

I get a plain bushel of oats. |:I

I throw in a meteor shower. (wow)

[flyinhawaiian]

I get a sackboy doll in the perseids costume XD

I throw in a carton of Eggnog

[The InventingKing]

I get curdled, flavored milk. XP

I throw in a nuke powered by Chuck Norris. XD

[nerzdadestroyer]

i die twice

i throw in a salad

[nysudyrgh]

I die once.
My dead body falls in the machine.

[The InventingKing]

I get a zombie.

I throw in a (sniff sniff) WHOAAA!!!!!! Oh man. (retches...retches again and again and again O~o and retches one more time) something (retch) wretchedly smelly. Oh man. (Runs and retches 15 times)

[nysudyrgh]

O_O
I throw an inverted inverted in the machine.

[xero]

I get a wire node. I throw wires into the machine.

[The InventingKing]

I get electrocuted. (Dang it, not another spasm) (Retches 24 more times) How did that happen? (retch)

I throw in a dumpster.

[biorogue]

I get a new home

throws in old home (refrigerator box)

[nysudyrgh]

*CRASH*
Hewp me pweese!
Onoz, my cellphone, I dropped it in the machine. D:

[biorogue]

dang, how old is this phone? I get a wind up cell phone that must weigh 8 lbs

I toss in a bag of old batteries

[Sackgirlsrule]

I get battery acid.

*Throws in towels*.

[xero]

I get chastised for throwing in the towel.

I throw a can of Coca-cola into the machine.

[nysudyrgh]

Oh, great, now I'm crushed by a freezer AND a heap of coca-cola cans. ._.
I throw my collections of smileys in the machine.