The Vending Machine Game

[The InventingKing]

I get an ugly stalker.

I throw in the Forum Game, Corrupt Wishes.

[xero]

I get a paradox.

I throw a pair o' docks into the machine.

[Roneranger]

A word scrambler a p p e a r s

I throw in a blank Scrabble tile.

[The InventingKing]

I get blank mystery lost in time and space that twists my mind so much that my head blows up. :O All that from a game piece. O_O

I throw in a lightsaber.

[ALEXhatena]

I get a flashlight.

I throw it in.

[nerzdadestroyer]

a wild Alex appears. Nerz uses headbutt. 21 points of damage to Alex.

throws in a calander

[The InventingKing]

I get a book on the history of the calendar. |: /

I throw in the book stuffed with my boredom.

[Dragonvarsity]

I drop the seven dragon balls in the vending machine slot.

[Schark94]

I get Shen long.

I throw in a book.

[The InventingKing]

I get paper. /:\

I throw in the universe.

[Schark94]

I get DC Universe.

I throw in a wooden leg.

[biorogue]

I get a new baseball bat

tosses in a box of carrots

[Sackgirlsrule]

I get a bunny wabbit.

I throw in a magic top hat.

[The InventingKing]

I get a cloud that rains rabbits.

I throw in the Annoying Orange.

[xero]

I get "HEY APPLE!"

I throw apple into the machine.

[biorogue]

I get an old ifruit

throws in a sombrero

[gamerC0LA64]

I get a real life mexican! Yay, Mexicans are cool!

I throw in all your hopes and dreams~

[nysudyrgh]

I get nothing?
I throw the nothing back in.

[The InventingKing]

I get something.

I throw in a wildly auto-shooting uzi with unlimited ammo. Now if you excuse me, I need to contact a paramedic, because... the uzi sort of perforated me. (falls on the ground)

[xero]

I get a killing frenzy.

I throw in a monkey.