The Vending Machine Game

[The InventingKing]

I get a tea tree sapling.

I throw 6-month-old cottage cheese that I found squirming on the ground.

[Valeview]

I get a new update for Lbp :-D

I throw in a turnip.

[ALEXhatena]

I get something I do not want.

I throw in a crossbow.

[Fang]

ARROW TO THE... hand. /derp


I toss in a steak.

[Squidge99]

I get nothing... The machine must be broken...

I throw in a hammer to try to get my money back

[MajorAce626]

I get a wad of money, YAY!

I throw in a yellow orange,

[biorogue]

I get a rotten fruit

I toss in a spare tire

[Denim360]

You get a smell of burning rubber. Refreshing.

I throw a lock of hair from the DARKLENSE'S FLESHTALON.

[The InventingKing]

Umph! I have no idea, but a tornado of hair is throwing me aroooouuund!

I throw in a full barf bag. XD

[Denim360]

Regurgitated tuna and mayionasse pours out of the prize slot.

I throw in a snickers bar.

[xero]

I get a Twix bar.

I separate the two Trix pieces and put one back into the machine.

[biorogue]

I get a new candybar made from TRIX cereal

Tosses in fake mustache

[xero]

I get a real mustache. Now I can hide from the inevitable embarrassment that is sure to follow my obvious typo from my last post.

I throw some embarrassing photos in the machine.

[biorogue]

I get blackmail material

Tosses in a 3 ring binder

[nysudyrgh]

I get Clanks Blender skin from Secret Agent Clank.
I throw a Nys Labs' PSP Jetpack Remover in the machine.

[xero]

I get de-jetpacked in mid-air.

I fall into the machine with a force of 50,000 N (Newtons).

[Patofan]

You get a complex physic reaction.

I throw in all of my rupees

[nysudyrgh]

I hope I get a *SPLAT*
I'm okay!
I (somehow) throw a brick in the machine.

[Patofan]

The machine throws the brick back at your face.

I throw in another post.

[nysudyrgh]

I get your post ... *Reads post*

I throw in a note in saying:

The machine throws the brick back at your face.

You can't, you HAVE to receive the item.