The Vending Machine Game

[Patofan]

I dodge flawlessly the cooker like a boss.

I throw in a license to unban

[nysudyrgh]

I don't take it, unbanning is too mainstream /NysHipster
I throw et back in.

[Patofan]

I pick it up again.

I throw in a ninja!

[Dragonvarsity]

I get ninja'd (a.k.a. sniped)

I throw in Dormin.

[Xtrahuman]

I fall asleep.

I throw in my sig.

[Outlaw-Jack•]

I get a mess of words.

I fire some rounds into the vending machine.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Thay retain their momentum (which is impossible, according to the Mythbusters) and kill me.

I put my PS3 into the vending machine.

[Outlaw-Jack•]

I get a PS Vita (same thing practically).

Unamused, I throw it back into the machine.

[Xtrahuman]

I get a PS Vita 3D.

I throw in myself.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You are now an extra-human.

I throw my laptop into the vending machine.

[TheUltraDeino]

I get HTML

I throw an ironic soda can in the machine.

[Xtrahuman]

I get an un-ironic soda can.

I throw in my new thread!

[TheUltraDeino]

You get SPAM.

I throw in an anti-virus software

[Xtrahuman]

You get an anti-virus soda.

I throw in a time paradox.

[Kern•]

I get out some Wibbly Wobbly timey-wimey stuff.

I throw in a deed to a house

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get the house's mortgage back.

I throw in Sackboy.

[nysudyrgh]

I get a very expensive sackboy doll.
I throw liquid text in the machine.

[Super_Clone]

I get a liquid paragraph.

I throw in the Harry Potter Puppet Pals. (Don't ask me why, 'cause I don't know.)

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You get the Justice Friends back.

I throw in a bikini.

[nysudyrgh]

... And I get a bikini. Woo! Bikini's FTW.
I throw a Sillinator in the machine.