The Vending Machine Game

[Denim360]

You get 100,000 tonnes worth of asteroid thrown at an alarming velocity. [run]

I put in a piece of paper saying my name on it.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You get a clone of yourself.

I throw in your clone's spleen.

[xtremesackboy]

I get liver from dinner last night.

I bounce in a rubber bouncy ball.

[Denim360]

You get raw rubber sap! Maybe you can sell it to a rubber baron.

I put in a psychology book.

[xtremesackboy]

I catch Mm's English homework from the 1980s.

I put in a wad of $20 bills.

[xero]

I get paid.

I put in unpaid bills.

[xtremesackboy]

I get an American Bankruptcy.

I put in a Canadian Bankruptcy.

[xero]

I get an I.O.U. from a buddy who will pay me back as soon as he gets the money.

I throw in my finals.

[xtremesackboy]

I get a C-, E+ and a handful of red pens.

I put in my Doritos.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You receive Fritos.

I throw in a bill I don't want to pay.

[xero]

You receive a pair of broken legs, courtesy of the loan shark.

I throw in a shark.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I receive my shark-loving English teacher. Mr. Sexton.

I throw in Tweety Bird.

[xero]

I tot I taw a puddy tat!

I throw in a puddy tat.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I receive Sylvester.

I throw in a pen with Mnniska's signature.

[Denim360]

I get to read the mind of Mnniska, at any time I want! *reads mind for one second*- Alright, that's enough mind bogglingness for one month.

I put in a bag of haribos.

[xtremesackboy]

I catch something that i dont know of.


I put in the sick minds at Disney.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get out the awesome minds of Disney, the ones who made Gravity Falls.

I throw in a globe.

[Outlaw-Jack•]

I get a global map.

I throw in a pig.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You get a package of honey ham. (What kind of diabolical act did that vending machine do? )

I throw in a #2 pencil.

[xtremesackboy]

I get a Hilroy 250 page ruled book.

I take out 2 pages and put the remaining matter in.