The Vending Machine Game

[junk-Warrior7]

I get pricked.

I throw in Patofan

[Patofan]

I get myself. Wait, what kind of paradox is this?

I throw in a Schrodinger's cat.

[junk-Warrior7]

I get a neko.

I throw in a Gundam

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get a Bulletdam. Hmm, a dam that protects you from bullets?

I throw in a Garfield comic strip.

[xtremesackboy]

I get Comic Sans MS.

I throw in Courier New.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get Book Antiqua.

I throw in a functioning telephone. (Why, you ask? Well, I have no clue...)

[xtremesackboy]

I get a remote.

I throw in a television.

[TheUltraDeino]

I get neverending commercials

I throw in Netflix

[xtremesackboy]

I get a computer running Ubuntu.

I throw in a computer running Linux.

[Patofan]

I get a penguin.

I throw in a bitten apple.

[Denim360]

I get a bunch of Samsung-haters.

I throw in the hater's rimmed glasses and pretentious scarfs.

[xtremesackboy]

I get the French.

I throw in the German.

[Patofan]

I get Europe Domination.

I throw in a shilling.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get a Euro.

I throw in a worm.

[xtremesackboy]

I get a caterpillar.

I put in a fish.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I get cooked tuna fish.

I throw in a microphone.

[xtremesackboy]

I get a guitar amp.

I drop the bass. (win)

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You get a shrimp.

I throw in Bugs Bunny.

[Patofan]

I get an antropomorphic rabbit.

I throw in a fried chicken

[Diatosta]

I get lots of fat.

I throw Windows 8.