funny stuff that happened to you.

[SR20DETDOG•]

Well my Mum told me that the way I knocked myself out cold was by spinning really fast on a computer chair, I came off and went flying into the wall but I think she's lying, I don't remember it ever happening.

[Silverleon]

A funny story?
Hm....
Let;s see now.

Ah yes, its weird tho, but it seems a lot of times whenever I visit the forum's "What's New" I get a lot of Deja-vu, since I tend to see the same hread from time to time, its odd, bbut kinda funny, once I saw a thread made twice by 2 differen't people IN THE SAME DAY!
How weird is that?

lol, idk, I guess it's kinda funny how these repeated threads keep spawning and spawning.

[Smelling-Cowboy]

Mah skull has a crack in it because i felt 3 meters out of a window and landed on tiles when i was 6 years old.
Oh and i have won a holiday to tenerife

[IceMaiden]

I once drove off in the car with my handbag on the roof! My daughter calmly said "Isn't that your handbag in the middle of the road" and on closer inspection using the rear view mirror her observations proved to be correct! It was a very delicate procedure retrieving my lipstick and various other belongings from the middle of a busy dual carriageway!



Icey

[SupaSack34]

Ugh, I dunno if i want to say this but. . .

I fell asleep on the couch in our living room one night, and somehow, (I must have have been half asleep,) i tried to get up, lost my balance half way up and dove head first into the corner of our coffee table. i almost smashed my eye right into the corner. I thought all i did was bump my head so i got back onto the couch and tried to go back to sleep. When i woke up in the morning, my pillow was drenched in blood

[ExplosiveCheddar]

Well my Mum told me that the way I knocked myself out cold was by spinning really fast on a computer chair, I came off and went flying into the wall but I think she's lying, I don't remember it ever happening.

psst! Tell them about the time you stabbed yourself:3

[Matimoo]

One time me in the winter me and my brother went to the rubbish site to get rid off some old stuff. It was closed, so we went back with the rubbish still in the car. On the way back up the hill, we got stuck on ice, and couldn't get up the hill. A Land Rover offered to help us up, but neither of us had a towrope. Thanks to my intuition (and stuff i threw out), we were saved by using my broken christmas rope light decoration as a tow rope!

[JayJSE2]

In PE a few moths ago, I was playing basketball with a few of my friends and I caught the ball with my arm outstretched when it came off the hoop (I was standing to the side of the hoop) . I then threw it overarm back at the hoop and it went in I almost went mental about it.The worst thing about it? almost none of my friends saw it!

A few weeks later we did basketball again and we played a game with no rules. It turned into rugby with a friend of mine being wrestled to the floor and me screaming at him to just pass the ball up. He did but I missed the hoop after that.

[gdn001]

psst! Tell them about the time you stabbed yourself:3

Curiosity level 80% and rising...

Did I mention the time my friends:

- Made a small cup out of stickers;
- Put a crayon in it;
- Put alcohol in it;
- Left it in the window for a weekend;
- Came back, and it was GROSS!!!

[Outlaw-Jack•]

Funny stuff... if you need a laugh, just go to my friend Andrew; he's accident prone.

So, instead of posting one of my many funny stories with the boon, I'll let you choose:
- "Shocking Paintjob"
- "Hot Feet... Literally"
- "Boogie Bashed"
- "Frozen Fanny"
- "Eating Couch Syndrome"
- "Team Haxxedmatch"

[TheMonkeyBlade]

Just pick the one you think is funniest

[SR20DETDOG•]

psst! Tell them about the time you stabbed yourself:3

Curiosity level 80% and rising...

Oh jeez, you had to bring that one up

If you must know I was skipping down my drive way, flinging my arms about like an idiot. I also happened to have a pen in my hand which proceeded to lodge itself into my leg. Naturally I had lots of blood dripping down my leg and I am now left with a nice scar just above my knee It keeps the other 3 scars company.

[moonwire•]

Another story from me as young:

I had gone to some dinosaur thing in the animal park in San Diego and bought those kinds of eggs which are made of some chalk-like material and you get a spoon etc. To dig out a dinosaur figure within. I was probably around 2 or 3 years old or so. I got some really nice memories with me and went to bed.
Next days my parents woke up to the sound of something splatting meeting the floor. They came to check, and there was I who had thrown a lot of eggs in the floor (the normal ones you eat) and said "But... There are no dinosaurs in them"

That is actually a true story XD


Post all, the more the better, Jack!!!

[Outlaw-Jack•]

Ok, ok. We'll start with a good one: Eating Couch Syndrome...

It was nighttime at my house, 'round Christmas Eve. Me and Andrew's family were celebrating Christmas together, laughing up a storm and having a jolly old time. We even got into a "shock contest" where we literally started shocking each other with static electricity for a good hour!

As time dragged on, however, things got calmer and more reserved, with Drew feeling a little sleepy. So, he situates himself on one of the couches and falls asleep, while everyone else just carries on through the night as though nothing happened... until later.

Fast-forward an hour or two, and Andrew's family decided to leave. They were all accounted for... except Andrew. They went looking around outside, through the rooms, around the tree- nowhere to be seen. But they weren't concerned that much. So, they decided to take a seat and just talk a bit about the upcoming New Years and other family stuff...

When, just as my mom took a seat, a low grunt emulated from the couch. A low, muffled "nnnnnh". My mom, of course, thought it was just the couch sagging so she adjusts herself. More muffled grunting is heard. So sure enough, my mom gets back up, turns around, throws up the couch padding aaaand-

Ding! There was Andrew! Just waking up from his midnight nap! xD

Later on, after I dug him out of the couch, we were all wondering how EXACTLY Andrew actually sank in, let alone be completely covered. And I mean, he's a BIG boy; the couch was the same size as he was! Andrew finally concluded that while he was sleeping, the couch covers started to slide out of place, thus making him sink into the couch. He was completely covered; it didn't even look like he was in the couch until my mom sat on him!

[SpeedyMcKnuckles]

When I was a kid, I used to spend a lot of time at this one friend's house. His Dad didn't make much money and always bought the cheapest everything. So one time, we were hanging out, and I got thirsty, so I started poking around in the kitchen and ended up making myself a glass of chocolate milk. I took a huge gulp, and did a spit take all over my friend's kitchen. "Hey, man... There's something wrong with this chocolate syrup. It tastes weird!" I said, as he laughed uncontrollably. "Waitaminute... We don't have any chocolate milk," he answered, getting ahold of himself.
"Sure you do," I said, holding up the bottle. He started laughing even harder. I turned the bottle around and read it, for the first time. See, his Dad bought the cheapest everything. I didn't even know they made barbecue sauce in brown squeeze bottles.
Tasted like crap in milk, though.

[Otune]

A few years ago, I was hanging about at the top of the stairs, when I slipped. I started tumbling down loudly. Miraculously, I landed on my feet. I don't even know if that's possible. Then, my mum comes rushing out of the kitchen, obviously because she heard some random crashing sound, and asks me what happened. I quickly say 'nothing!' and make my way back up the stairs! luckily I wasn't hurt too much from the fall.

[JayJSE2]

(sorry about the HUGE bump but I've been on holiday for a week)
While I was on holiday my parents made me walk almost the entire length of a beech going on and on and on and you get the idea..... but I was happy that there were some "rocks"(mud) at the end that lead out into the water.
So, I stand out there for about a minute (and before this moment I wasn't sure if the tide was coming in or going out) but I soon found out as I leapt out the way of an incoming wave.I leapt once,twice(and I thought three times) before suddenly slamming into the wet "mud" on my side.That would have been worse enough but I had the length of the beach to walk back across.(at least it was good weather)

[moonwire•]

I met my girlfriend in LBP...