One Letter Modifier

[Ali_Star]

Do you live in a house or a flat?

[wally-217]

Nonono, I no longer live in a house, I flit to a chicken coup.

What have I just anounced?! Now I'll end up as chicken soup!

[FreeAim]

How do you even fit that word into a sentence?

[Ali_Star]

It's not over until the fat lady sings.

[CodemanPSX]

You're so fab in that little fez hat.

[Ali_Star]

Oh, that's not actually me. It's a sackboy. But I'm pleased that you're a fan.

[wally-217]

Everyone's a fan because you the man!

[Shooter0898]

Everyone likes Dan.

[FreeAim]

Dam... that keeps water from getting out of hands.

[Ali_Star]

Can she have wafer thin ham?

(If you haven't seen The Royle Family, you won't get that one!)

[FreeAim]

Seeing a new trailer for Doctor Who makes me want to hum the main theme.

[Ali_Star]

The new doctor is Peter Capaldi. I liked him in 'The Thick of It', but I've never been a fan of Dr Who.

[wally-217]

Taking the lazy route:
"an aluminium shim reduces the diameter so that a standard stem will fit"

[FreeAim]

It's a sham.

[Ali_Star]

Slam dunk da funk. (some cheesey late 90s pop nostalgia for you there)

[FreeAim]

Slumdog millionaire, first name: Messiah.

[wally-217]

Slumdog millionaire was a great film. But there was a slim chance it wouldn't cause some kind of controversy.

[Ali_Star]

Never let me slip, 'cause if I slip, then I'm slippin'. (we're onto early 90s rap now)

[ShadowArcticWolf]

My fur is getting quite long...I'd better clip it

[Oddmania]

*Clap clap*