One Letter Modifier

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I have two thumbs​...what are you going to do about it?

[FreeAim]

*One thumb up.*

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I will thump​ myself on the head for you, Ali-Star.

[Ali_Star]

You can do whatever you want, just don't hump my leg.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I wouldn't jump​ to that offer, anyway.

[FreeAim]

Things tend to go bump in the night.

[Ali_Star]

Go take a dump, they won't bother you when you're doing your business.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Don't be dumb​, Ali-Star...

[Ali_Star]

I hate it when they dub over foreign films. Subtitles are much better.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Just add a dab ​of sauce, and then--oh, sorry. I was just making dinner.

[Sir monacle]

I'm ready to joust.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I'm ready to joust.

I don't think you're understanding the game. We have to modify the word that's bold/italicized/underlined in the previous post by one letter. In this case, the current word is "dab", so modify that.

[FreeAim]

I don't care about rules or guidelines personally. I guess I'm just so fab.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Why are you so fat​, then?

[FreeAim]

Because I just can't seem to be able to fart.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You should probably go to the mart​ to get some medicine for that, then.

[Sir monacle]

I'm going to throw some dart, don't come.

[Vervesack]

Are all of you guys going daft?

[Sir monacle]

Maybe, but, do you feel a draft?

[Ali_Star]

If you're a dudebro speed racer, with a souped-up car, don't forget to drift round corners like a lunatic.