One Letter Modifier

[Sir monacle]

Great.... Stupid judge..... It WASN'T ME I TELL YA! Stupid law.

[FreeAim]

That's a flaw.

[DiamondDiancie10]

Flax seeds are amazing.

[Ali_Star]

Yesterday I had some coleslaw​.

Come on, people! You can't use the modified word as part of another word! Slaw is an actual word though, you could've used it on its own. Some of you are being too lax with these rules. I take this game very seriously. Very seriously. VERY VERY VERY seriously. VERY VERY VERY VERY.... meh, you get the point.

[Sir monacle]

I can't afford the tax... Spare me.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Fine, I'll spare you. Now find a taxi​ and get out.

[Ali_Star]

Time for the lazy pluralification - taxis

[Sir monacle]

Man, I REALLY can't afford these taxes, ali_star, please have mercy, your taxes are WAY too high! As high as L1N3R1D3R in fact!

[Ali_Star]

They need to be high. How else would I afford to send all my faxes?

[Sir monacle]

Fine, just reposes my Tv, theres too many faces in the television anyway.

[DiamondDiancie10]

With all of these species, what's being done with the feces?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

We should all be like Ali_Star and start wearing fezes​.

[Ali_Star]

Nothing fazes you, Linerider.

[Sir monacle]

All of a sudden, I feel a bit fazed, strange.

[FreeAim]

I looked into the future and saw myself: Not Faded Away

[Ali_Star]

I feel a bit jaded.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I saw a two-jawed​ shark skeleton at the museum.

[Ali_Star]

I'm awed by your sig, even though I have no idea who the guy on the left is.

[Sir monacle]

'Awe yeah! We gonnah get a shoot on! Like 1895! YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAWWW!

[FreeAim]

Thou mustn't let thine action wae on thou.