One Letter Modifier

[Sir monacle]

Quick, Apply the metal! They're getting in!

[jimydog000]

I am aptly original
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[L1N3R1D3R•]

Going from my previous post because both of the previous posts were copies of recently-said words.

I made this post raptly​.

[TenebrisNemo]

This thread is partly unsatisfying...

[Ali_Star]

Then let's get this party started!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

These biscuits are a bit pasty...Ali_Star, what did you put in them?

[Ali_Star]

It took me hours to make them! Why are you being so nasty?

[biorogue]

Don't be so Hasty with your anger.

[TenebrisNemo]

I think they're tasty. Tastes like a little piece of heaven! Eat it, eat it, eat it!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I'm sorry, I was just being a bit testy. I didn't realize that the pastiness was due to the creamy inside.

[Sir monacle]

'bout time we do a taste test hmmmm?

[Ali_Star]

That Sir Monacle chap is such a pest.

[TenebrisNemo]

He can still be the very best.

[Ali_Star]

I'd hate to see him in beast mode.

[TenebrisNemo]

Maybe that won't happen if we invite him to the feast.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Eating quickly is one of his feats, so it will be interesting to see how he is there.

[Ali_Star]

I hear that he eats lasagne with a spoon, like some sort of mad man.

[TenebrisNemo]

I wonder if he will eat raw eyeballs from this jar.

[Ali_Star]

What jar? The jar of cotton buds, which he uses to clean his left ear? (Yes, just the left one, Sir Monacle is an odd chap)

[L1N3R1D3R•]

That beautifully-constructed sentence brought a tear​ to my eye.