One Letter Modifier

[L1N3R1D3R•]

If you aren't writing in poetry, you're writing in prose​.

[TenebrisNemo]

Roses are red.
The shop is closed.
It was my girlfriend's birthday.
But now I can't get her the rose.

[Ali_Star]

We should all rise up against our LBPCentral overlords.

[TenebrisNemo]

Sire, I demand permission to avenge my brother's death.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

The sine​ of an angle is equal to the cosine of (the angle - 90 degrees).

[Ali_Star]

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

And then let that stone sink​ to the bottom of the river.

[Ali_Star]

After the blue, comes the pink. Name the sport! First person to answer correctly gets 10 internet points!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I'll pick​ soccer, though that probably isn't correct.

[Ali_Star]

It was snooker. Pack your bags, son. You're going home!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I've got your back​, Ali_Star. I'm not sure what for, though...

[Ali_Star]

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I will now bake some lace cookies.

[Ali_Star]

My scalp is itchy, I may have head lice.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

The field mice​, they make not a peep.

[Ali_Star]

This thread is mine. I own all of you.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Fine, have it your way. (Deliberate Burger King advertisement, much?)

[Ali_Star]

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You were fined all your money for posting that quote yet again.

[Ali_Star]

Last night, I dined in hell, with all of my Spartan buddies. Wouldn't recommend it.... poor service and small portions.