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[Ali_Star]

Well, if he's feeling a bit down, I'll try my best to lift his spirits.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You could make him feel happier by letting him try out an Oculus Rift​.

[Ali_Star]

Anyone got a life raft? #drowning #imgoingtodie #surroundedbydeadlysharks

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I would rant​ about how I hate hashtags, but I'll pass for now.

[Ali_Star]

I will grant you 3 wishes. #imagenie #magiclamp #3WishesChallenge

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I would make my three wishes, but I'm too tired even to make a grunt​.

[jimydog000]

I'll choose the easy bit, you take the brunt​.

[Ali_Star]

Noooooooo. I left my cookies in the oven, they're gonna be burnt now!

[jimydog000]

Burn ​with me.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Not before I bury​ my favorite belongings so they aren't scorched.

[Ali_Star]

*Burp*

Oh, excuse me. Sorry about that.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I was hiking, and now I've got burs​ stuck on my clothes.

[TenebrisNemo]

That person is like a bur, once he sees me, he won't go away.

[Ali_Star]

Don't rub me the wrong way, Nemo.... I'm warning ye!

[jimydog000]

Where's all the rum​ gone?

[Ali_Star]

I'm gonna run to you
I'm gonna run to you
Cause when the feelin's right I'm gonna run all night
I'm gonna run to you

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Ali_Star, why must you ruin​ everything?

[Ali_Star]

Why does it always rain on me?
Is it because I lied when I was seventeen?
Why does it always rain on me?
Even when the sun is shining
I can't avoid the lightning

[jimydog000]

"If only I had a brain​!"

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Brains over brawn​, as I always say.