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[TenebrisNemo]

I felt a thump then everything went to black.

[Ali_Star]

Somebody's got the hump...

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Only a chump would say that word.

[Ali_Star]

Listen, chum, call me that again and you'll be sorry. Very sorry indeed.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You have a full milk carton? Then it is your destiny to chug​.

[TenebrisNemo]

Who needs a hug?

[jimydog000]

You will hum the tune in 5 hours!

[Ali_Star]

How do I change the hue on my monitor?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I don't know, but don't sue​ me for it.

[Ali_Star]

There she goes
There she goes again

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Come on, cat, don't shed​ so much!

[Ali_Star]

Reminds me of one of life's great mottos. If you want to grow a pumpkin, you better plant a pumpkin seed. I believe it was Charles Darwin who first said that.

[jimydog000]

"Comparison is the killer of joy!". Not my favourite you see, but I remember it often.

[TenebrisNemo]

I have seen some crap.

[Ali_Star]

I'm keen to keep this thread moving, so here is the next post.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

So, how have you guys been​ lately?

[Ali_Star]

Not too bad, mate, but I could do with a nice pint of beer.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Hold on to your alcoholic desires, because there's a bear​ running after us!

[Ali_Star]

Let's split up, then I'll swoop back around and attack it from the rear.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

But first we have to make sure that the bear is real​.