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[L1N3R1D3R•]

Ali_Star, you tore​ my heart apart!

[Ali_Star]

L1N3R1D3R, you bore me to death!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

It's not my fault that I was born.

[jimydog000]

Looks like you need some corn.

[TenebrisNemo]

That was pretty corny, don't you think?

[Ali_Star]

Does anybody remember the 90s dance track 'Horny' by Mousse T?

[TenebrisNemo]

Did it include horns?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Well, I hope it did, because otherwise it might be full of thorns​.

[TenebrisNemo]

The thorn of this rose cut off my finger. Impressive.

[Ali_Star]

I'm torn between buying a new TV, or a Bugatti Veyron.... what should I go for?

[TenebrisNemo]

I did my move, now it's your turn.

[Ali_Star]

Anyone heard that saying - "You can't polish a turd"? Well, I tried testing it.... with disastrous consequences.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Anyone want a cheese curd​? No? ...okay. More for me!

[TenebrisNemo]

This rare card is covered in cheese curd! L1N3R1D3R...

[Ali_Star]

Do you need lard to make cheese curd?

[TenebrisNemo]

My old land is but a pile of sand
Cold and bare but something still is there

[Ali_Star]

Give that man a hand.

[Sir monacle]

Hey! Want to work in my band!? ...Anyone? ...Fine, I'll go.

[Ali_Star]

You know, I always found that you and I had a..... special bond.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Actually, I was just going to pick a bone​ with you, Mr. Ali, but if that's how you feel about me...