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[L1N3R1D3R•]

Wow, times​ sure have changed, haven't they?

[gurren009]

I hope my timer doesn't run out

[TenebrisNemo]

I brought the timber in no-time.

[Ali_Star]

5 minutes to kick off, time to limber up.

[TenebrisNemo]

I brought some more lumber. Wanna build a tree house?

[Ali_Star]

Dumb and Dumber is a favourite film from my childhood.

[TenebrisNemo]

Even a dumper truck isn't big enough for this project.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I needed to get a jumper​ cable to start my car.

[Ali_Star]

Is someone who pumps called a pumper?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Only if you pamper him long enough for him to let you call him that.

[Ali_Star]

Are you looking forward to our big date on Friday, Linerider? I've packed a delightful picnic hamper.

[TenebrisNemo]

I can give you a hammer if you build a tree house with me

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Hey, you wanna take a spin on my hummer with me?

[TenebrisNemo]

Not now but maybe I can try once it's summer time.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Now let the mixture simmer in the pot for an hour.

[Ali_Star]

Have you lost weight? You're looking much slimmer these days.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

No, but I have become slimier with my work in the sewers.

[Ali_Star]

Well this thread is dead, shall we start with a new word? All of the recent words used are crap.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Well, we could go from simmer to summer, and that could get back on track.

[Ali_Star]

What the heck, have Linerider and Nemo swapped avatar etc? I'm confused. That's just summed up this week for me.