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[L1N3R1D3R•]

I used a coup to attack my enemy's country.

[Ali_Star]

Hello friends. Does anyone have any illegal substances I can buy? I'm definitely not a cop.

[TenebrisNemo]

Really? The cap looks suspicious.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

No, I just hung out near a police camp and found one. I thought it looked cool.

[TenebrisNemo]

I don't think it's allowed to wander around their camps.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I waited until all that remained were their lamps before I sneaked in. Wait, now I sound suspicious...

[TenebrisNemo]

You're not a true genius until a lamp materializes above your head.

[Ali_Star]

My PJ's were damp when I woke up this morning. I think I may have wet the bed.

[TenebrisNemo]

I found the same kind of PJ's from this dump.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Listen, Nemo, if that situation happens again, you have to jump the fence and run for your life.

[Ali_Star]

Bump.

[TenebrisNemo]

Did you hurt your bum?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

He did, and to distract him from the pain, he drank some rum.

[jimydog000]

My pet ram​.

[TenebrisNemo]

I think it ran away.

[Ali_Star]

Chocolate Rain
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
Chocolate Rain
A baby born will die before the sin

[TenebrisNemo]

Pain inside is rising.
I am the Fallen one.
A figure in an old game,
No Joker's on my side.
I plunged into misery...
I'll turn off the light,
And murder the dawn.
Turn off the light,
And murder the dawn.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I grabbed a pail, filled it with sand, and made a sandcastle. Note, I was 6.

[jimydog000]

I was paid to build sandcastle's. note, I was 105

[TenebrisNemo]

Aid the military and you get 50 Gold.