One Letter Modifier

[Ali_Star]

And your point is?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Who cares what the point is? You get to be part of the strongest forces in the land!

[TenebrisNemo]

The general's band is the most famous one.

[Ali_Star]

I've always found Nemo's cooking to be very bland.

[TenebrisNemo]

My blond spaghetti monster disagrees!

[Ali_Star]

But will it blend?

[TenebrisNemo]

If you lend a blender.

[Ali_Star]

I need a lens for my camera.

[TenebrisNemo]

I can give you that only if you give me 7 pens.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I could say something very inappropriate, but instead I'll take care of my pets.

[Ali_Star]

Give peas a chance.

[TenebrisNemo]

No one will answer their pleas.

[Ali_Star]

Please ignore this post.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I need to lease my apartment pretty soon.

[TenebrisNemo]

I modified the word with ease.

[jimydog000]

Fly east.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I flew east in the past, on my return from Seattle.

[TenebrisNemo]

Quickly, pass the bomb!

[Ali_Star]

Force = mass x acceleration

[TenebrisNemo]

Alright, miss, give me your money or your number.