One Letter Modifier

[Ali_Star]

Yesterday I tried talking to a burning bush. It told me to get lost.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I was in a rush to get the new Zelda game.

[TenebrisNemo]

This mush tastes like macaroni.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

A hush fell over the crowd as the magic show began.

[TenebrisNemo]

Huh? What magic?

[Ali_Star]

Something something hue, something somethingorother.

[TenebrisNemo]

Silence! I'll sue you!

[Ali_Star]

Here comes the sun, doo doo doodoo.

[jimydog000]

Copyright infringement! Stun him.

[Ali_Star]

You spun me right round, baby right round.

There you go, not copyright infringement.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I will shun you for only changing one word of a copyrighted song.

[Ali_Star]

Shut up, you.

[jimydog000]

*sees five dirty words* *1 minutes later* Shot​!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I inserted the coin into the slot...what happened next?

[Ali_Star]

Not a lot, to be honest.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I'm lost...why is this high-tech machine malfunctioning already?

[TenebrisNemo]

I can guide you, but it will cost you.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

All I know is that I know I'm somewhere on the east coast, but not New York.

[TenebrisNemo]

It will be a long journey to home, wanna have some toast?

[Ryan86me]

It would not be as tasty as this chocolate pasty, but pardon - I don't mean to boast.