One Letter Modifier

[TenebrisNemo]

I raged with Sauron after Ali was rescued.

[Ali_Star]

Stop mentioning my name, it's making me mad. ENTERING RAGE MODE!

[jimydog000]

Stop mentioning my name, it's making me mad. ENTERING RAGE MODE!

I know I've done this, but doesn't this break rule #1?

The Sage ​showed me the way.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I know I've done this, but doesn't this break rule #1?

Nah, he just removed a letter. It's fine, he's still sane.

[Ali_Star]

Yes, I followed the rules, and I'd like everyone else to do the same.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You can't really help some people, though...Sir_monacle--what?

[Ali_Star]

I've been for a curry, just got home. Now I need to poop.

[TenebrisNemo]

To start my work I require a hoe.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

There was a hole in Nemo's plan, however, and that is the double meaning of "hoe"

[jimydog000]

You cannot start the work, a mole lives there.

[Ali_Star]

I am ENTERING RAGE MODE!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

And with that, Ali_Star made a loud noise which hurt everyone's ears.

[Ali_Star]

Lol. U mad bro?

[TenebrisNemo]

I'm not your bro, sad man!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

If Darth Vader spoke casually: "Nah, brosef, I'm yo dad!"

[Ali_Star]

I had something amazing I was going to type, but I forgot it.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I know, it's hard to remember things that are on the tip of your tongue sometimes.

[Ali_Star]

Who is faster, the tortoise or the hare?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I dare you to test it out.

[Ali_Star]

Only if I'm allowed to invite Dame Judi Dench.